"What is it? What is it? NO! NOT THE WIKI!"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Smash Bros. Lawl
B: Step AwayEdit
Nicolas Cage takes out his gun and says "Step away", which stuns nearby opponents. After taking out his gun, pressing B will make Cage shoot. The gun does more damage to stunned opponents. At 50% damage, if the player presses A after Cage takes out his gun and doesn't talk, he shouts "BACK UP, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU!", stunning his opponents longer and from further away.
Side B: Bear ArmsEdit
Cage dons a bear costume and dashes towards the opponent to slap him/her. He then takes off the bear costume. The move can also be cancelled by pressing B.
Up B: The BeesEdit
Cage get carried into the air by bees while he exclaims that he is not happy near them. The bees leave as a projectile after 2 seconds or pressing B. Once they leave, he can perform this move again.
Down B: UnmaskerEdit
This move removes traps (ex: Hank Hill's propane tanks, Billy Mays' Mighty Putty). For each trap removed, Cage receives 2% damage, unless a trap is one of Ib's paintings or Aya's pendant, which gives him 6% damage from removal (the paintings can't be removed when they're gray). The first frame of the move also reflects projectiles and acts as a quick grab-and-throw. It behaves like Marth's or Ike's Counter, but harder.
Final Smash: Nicolas Cage Losing His ShitEdit
Nicolas Cage lets loose a paralyzing large scream and Requiem for a Dream plays in the background. During the 20-second trance, he gains nigh invulnerability. Cage even has a special moveset during his FS:
Cage paralyzes an opponent by hamming up the entire alphabet until the player presses B.
Side B: VampireEdit
Cage runs with his arms flailing side by side and shouts "I'M A VAMPIRE!" thrice.
Up B: Ghost RiderEdit
Cage turns into Ghost Rider and rises up vertically with flames. He can go as high as he wants until the player presses B.
Down B: YellEdit
Cage shouts loudly and stuns any ground opponents.
A montage that shows most of Nicolas Cage's most insane moments can be found here .
- Down Taunt- "Killing me won't bring you back your GODDAMN HONEY!"
- Side Taunt- "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!!"
- Up Taunt- (jumps into a kiddie pool)
Nicolas Cage is the famous actor known for his insane roles, especially the ones from The Wicker Man.
Role In The Subspace EmissaryEdit
His role is currently unknown.
- Tommy Wiseau and Nicholas Cage are the only two actors in Lawl. They also have some similarities:
- Despite the fact that their movesets are mainly based on one movie, Chin uses the names of the characters' actors instead of the characters they played (Johnny in The Room & Edward Malus in The Wicker Man.)
- The Room and The Wicker Man were both named one of the worst movies of all time.
|Playable Characters in Smash Bros. Lawl|
King Harkinian | I.M. Meen | Leonidas | Mama Luigi | Haruhi | Dr. Robotnik | Dr. Wily | Frollo | Gaston | Billy Mays | Guile | Bison | Hank Hill | Nostalgia Critic | Angry Video Game Nerd | Hitler | Don Ramon | Jaime Maussan | Panty & Stocking | Scanty & Kneesocks | Nicolas Cage | Irate Gamer | Tommy Wiseau | Madotsuki | Yomika | Ib | Best Hercules | Zoolander | New Hercules | Aya | Carlos Trejo | "Weird Al" Yankovic | J. Jonah Jameson |